TAKE A LOOK. AN ACCOUNT MANAGER VACANCY
AND AT THE SAME TIME, A RESIGNATION LETTER FOR YOUR BOSS, (BECAUSE YOU DON’T HAVE TIME TO WRITE IT, WE KNOW).
Resignation letter here
Because you have no time to write you resignation letter, we’ve done it for you. Are you working for BBDO, TBWA, Publicis, DDB, Mortierbrigade, Air, Happiness, Duval Guillaume, Leo Burnett, Havas, Boondoggle or somewhere else? Below you will find the resignation letter for your boss. No problem. You’re welcome.
Are you an account manager?
Welcome. Just keep on reading.
Who are we looking for?
You have hands. Not unimportant. For life in general. But definitely as account manager. You are not afraid to tackle things head on (literally and figuratively). You keep a project on the right track from start to finish. As they say in the US, you’re someone who is hands on.
You can think. We are looking for critical, independent souls. You question the right things: your work and that of others; yes, even that of our boss. Welcome to the club.
You’ve already chatted a lot in your life. And you have no objection continuing to do so. You communicate easily and openly with customers, colleagues and everyone else on this planet. You are conversant with all current communication tools and also with Excel, Word and PowerPoint.
You were once a baby and even then you arrived early. Not much has changed since then. You are the person who always comes on time, even for your second cousin’s baby shower. Your plannings and budgets are drum- tight and you are rightfully proud of that.
You have brown eyes. Just joking. We really do think blue eyes are almost just as attractive.
This is where you end up
LDV United is an exceptionally cool creative agency where fifty extremely divergent personalities work who want to do an extremely good job, everytime. We all love our job and each other. We like to eat grilled ham and cheese sandwiches.
Send us your CV, and something that looks like a motivation letter to firstname.lastname@example.org
(if detailed time sheets are your passion, that’s also fine as a motivation letter)